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Subject: Nice film
Woody's Brother is too cool...
Now is sexting via cell phone do's and dont's
This is great! I love these old educational films. To all that didn't like it, I'll say this. When we walked into class and saw the projector we all rejoiced!! We knew we'd get to spend the class watching a film rather than listening to the teacher. Love it :) Thanks for your upload! For it's genre it's a great little snippet of American History! :)
Why are they eating fiberglass insulation on a stick? Aliens! Holy Crap!
Subject: ....Are You Kiddin'..
At The Drive-In We Were Un-Hooking That Bra As Soon As The Sun Went Down...And Then....
Subject: Woody limiting himself
If I were Woody I'd be asking Eddie out instead of those insipid slags. Eddie's hawt!
Subject: Jack Webb?????? No!!!!!!
I swear, the guy who is running the Balloon/Dart Booth looks like Jack Webb in disguise!
I cannot believe this sily little film caused all the controversy in the reviews below. It is a fluffy little bit of nothing.
I can tell you right now... films like this did NOTHING to make anyone feel better about their fears of looking stupid in social situations. You still felt like you were the only one in the world who just did not fit in... but, the truthful thing is, 99% of people all felt this way.
Subject: Re A Sweet Nightmare
Please remove from this page,thank you
Subject: Ann is the one.
Did you see how she went after that cotton candy?
That's the girl I want!
Subject: Re A Sweet Nightmare
I think kingwaylon and Robin_1990 owe SaintCahier an apology. There is not a single spelling mistake in SaintCahier's post. Perhaps you think SaintCahier spelt 'educated' incorrectly as 'edulcorated'. I suggest you look up the word if you do. SaintCahier was clearly educated in the 70/80s and is therefore not a product of the 'modern educational system'. Something kingwaylon realised and decided that is when education started to go down hill. But then he cannot correctly type don't and can't so shouldn't commenting on the quality of other peoples education.
Subject: Re: A Sweet Nightmare
Before you mock the 50's, Please learn how to spell. Is today's education system really that bad?
Zen Wizard -
Subject: My Review--A classic!
Right up there with, "A Date With Your Parents"!
Subject: A Sweet Nightmare
The film is a fantastic document of the morals of the post-war society.
I am just glad that I was born in the late 70's, and didn't have to live through the sweet nightmare of the 50's. It is amazing how the moral code determined that everything should be standardized, shallow and edulcorated.
Subject: Cute little instruction film for its time
A nice little 1949 film showing teens of that era how to begin dating. Well acted, written, and directed.
Subject: Has anyone mentioned this before on this site
I've seen "Dating Do's and Don'ts numerous times (but never in beautiful kodachrome!)and its even been ridiculed on Mystery Science Theatre3000 or whatever th' he-'double hockey sticks' its called. Here's the amazing thing...(in case you might not know) it was reportedly written by cult icon Edward D. Wood Jr. I was unaware of this until several years after seeing. Hmm...makes me like the film even more! see Rudolp Grey's excellent book "Nightmare of Ecstasy', I believe he has it in Ed's filmography.
Subject: Sweet and innocent.
Y'know? It was kind of sweet.
Maybe life was never really that innocent but it's not an outlandish ideal.
Dave Zwerdling -
Subject: Select a Date to Load
Don't forget to save your dating experience before making important, game-effecting decisions such as making rude invitations to date or coming onto your date while walking her up to her door!
The second 'goodbye' ending was the best.
Haha, this movie was so funny. It's the cheeseiest film I've ever seen, that's why it's so funny.
Subject: Dating Advice for Boys
Awkward Woody wants to ask schoolmate Anne out on a date to the Hi-Teen Carnival. We learn the ÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂdos and donÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂtsÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ of dating for boys. Another Coronet film, ÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂAre You Popular?ÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ does the same for girls. In other words, a boy doesnÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂt have to be popular to ask a girl out, but a girl has to be popular to be asked out. Since the other reviewers wrote about the dating part of the film, itÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂs good to look at what else this film tells us about life in America in 1949. For instance, we first see WoodyÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂs older brother Eddie when he comes home from work carrying a metal lunchbox. Eddie probably got a factory job just out of high school, an option not open to high school grads today. Their dad is probably also a factory worker. But theyÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂre also middle class. It was possible to support a family and live a decent life on a workerÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂs salary then. WoodyÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂs parents are a comfortably dumpy looking pair. Middle-aged people were not obsessed with trying to look young in those days. Amazingly, WoodyÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂs dad helps his mom dry the dishes! After watching film after film in the Archives of women doing housework alone, itÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂs a refreshing sight. The Hi-Teen Carnival that Woody and Ann go to is wholesome and innocent, as are all the teen activities in Coronet films. No wonder WoodyÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂs parents are so untroubled as he goes out the door.
Subject: The other girls
So the first possible date was a snob (boo! hiss! according to other movies of the same era) but what exactly was wrong with the second girl? Just because she likes to sit quietly and talk doesn't mean she's "no fun to be with" and not good enough for Woody. Actually, I guess she should count her blessings in not being stuck with that dork...
And I LOVED the second possible ending where Woody hightails it out of there, leaving Ayyyun to wonder what the hell happened! Here's a question: why is she eating cotton candy with such gusto but is so dainty with the hot dog?
Note: phallic symbols abound in this film.
Subject: One of the greats!
This film, which I've seen DOZENS of times (literally..) is SO great. I find so many new things every time I watch it. Example.. ever notice how the Coronet 'house' is the same for all the films? When Woody takes Ayyy-unn to the fair, when Woody is chewing away on his hot dogs, yet Ayyyyy-unn takes just a gingerly nibble? And what DOES Woody say to his mom to see if dinner is ready yet? All of these insubtleties!
Christine Hennig -
Subject: Dating Do's and Don't's
A classic of film ephemera, not least for its title. Woody (stop that sniggering!) has the hots for Ann, so they go on a nice wholesome date to the Hi-Teen Carnival and have a swell time. They also show us what not to do on a date. Lots of mileage has been gotten from clips from this film. A less well-known section I think is worth mentioning is the part where Woody decides who he is going to ask on his date. He considers two other girls before AnnÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂone is rejected for being too snobbish, while the other is considered to be "not much fun". But you can't help but get the feeling that they are actually being rated according to social standingÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂthe first being too high on the social ladder for an average guy like Woody, and the second being too geeky for Woody to be seen with. Loads of fun.
Ratings: Camp/Humor Value: *****. Weirdness: ***. Historical Interest: *****. Overall Rating: *****. Also available on Exploitation Mini-Classics, Vol. 1 and Mental Hygiene.